Hello my name is Sarah Elizabeth Orchard.
I am luckier than some, unluckier than most. I am also happy to provide all the details of the aforementioned bad luck.
You know that awkward thing you get sometimes when you bump into a stranger? You go left. They go left. You go right. They go right. You laugh, they laugh. You lock eyes, aware this strange dance could go on for a while. Neither of you knowing when this will end.
This happened to me once with a pigeon in a Co-op corner shop.
Follow me on Twitter and Instagram! My user name for both is ‘sezzzzle’
Email me at email@example.com if you want any of my pieces or want to find out about sewing or illustration! I will not accept requests for sewing buttons back onto clothes.